Monday, September 14, 2009

Recipe for Disaster

Image of StormSpinner with her 'brew'
(c) Karen Lynn Vidra

"Recipe for Disaster"

You've heard of 'White Lightning.'
You haven't had anything yet
until you taste StormSpinner's
Homemade StormBrew.
It will make you wish you had
drunk a Hurricane, instead. =]
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*Take two parts sky, fold.
*Spray the pan liberally with CAPE.
*Add wind shear.
*Remove the CAP at the triple point
of warm front/cold front/dryline.
*One drop of instability to make things pop.
*Add cauliflower towers of convection.
*Boil until the SPC issues a tornado watch,
pour into heated drinking glasses.
*Garnish with chaser convergences.
Observe the stillness of the air around you.
*Drink, until you howl. =]

(c) 2009, Karla Dorman (9/14)

1 comment:

NaturalScienceEnthusiast said...

Awesome post! Very well thought out Karla! It was really neat to read!